My favourite comment spam
As I mentioned in my post about comment spam earlier this week, offering 'dofollow' links on my blog comments attracts a lot of comment spam. And some of it is amusingly inept. Here is a gallery of some of my favourites...
Yes, I made the Wordle using Wordle. The thing you referenced.
You will feed my RSS? Mate, I think yr doing it wrong.
Indeed. I'm not sure I can name any other surelaist artist apart from this Salvadore Dali chap.
Let's be honest here. Between you and me, I think you have a vested interest in there not being a gleaming pest-free futuristic landscape anywhere, eh?
So let me get this straight...your one rule is to have no rules, except to tweet, which you've given up.
Caution! Genius at work! Yep, there's nothing more likely to make me publish a link to 'racist jokes' on a blog post where I've been moaning about racism than signing off 'Peace'.
Sir, I beg to differ.
So meta. I write a blog post slagging off some inept SEO. An inept SEO tries to link spam it, whilst slagging the original SEO guy.
I love the way this basically says "tl;dr, but can I siphon off some PageRank please, ta".
'Alistair conditioning' is my favourite concealed keyword ever.
Do you not think I'll recognise my own disclaimer?
Bloody hell, at least pvtzahar tried to change my disclaimer, instead of quoting it straight back at me...
As I, Mr. Bingo, expect more effort from you...
Alina, I can only hope you've put a bit more effort into your photo humour site than you have into your comment spam content strategy.
This is not a U2 fan blog, you know.
Yes, as opposed to the previous fifty years of popular music culture, when new trends weren't happening at all.
A time-travelling comment spammer from the future, in a dystopian world where we only have one newspaper between the lot of us?
Because nothing says 'come to our beautiful island' like the spectre of 30,000 dead.
Although, sadly, your link being published isn't one of them...
Snatching defeat from the jaws of having left an almost coherent on topic comment.
Medical spam tastefully crow-barred into this comment
Another carefully crafted segue
The word streaming has multiple connotations there.
Do they? Really? To the innermost? Well, not on my blog, but have you met my friend 'Tony Streaming'?
This person didn't even try to get a back link - but who would have thought a blog post about Bargain Hunt could provoke such a fury...?