Jonny Live? Jonny Die? You Decide!

Martin Belam  by Martin Belam, 4 April 2004

As soon as one vote I've worked on finishes, the next begins. Tonight on BBC3 was the last episode in the current (and fourth) series of sitcom Two Pints Of Lagar And A Packet Of Crisps. The series finished on a cliff-hanger, and you the viewer get to decide whether the character of Jonny should live or die. I should think Ralf Little who plays the character may have more than a passing interest in the outcome.

You can vote at the Two Pints of Lagar And A Packet Of Crisps website.

36 Comments

Is it possible to vote for them to kill off all of the characters, end the series permanently, vow never to be repeat it, and replace it with something good?

that would get my vote :)

Can we vote to come on telly and kill him ourselves? Not that I know who he is - I only watched about ten minutes of one episode (in my defence, the remote control briefly broke down).

Now I'm torn - is it fair to vote on something when I have no interest in the outcome, just to support a colleague's work? hmmm...

Can we vote to fill the BBC Three schedules with something other than this programme - over Christmas it was on between 3 and 6 times a day (I counted)!

jonny should live cause he is so fit

david and andrew are right dickheads.

dont u think ? who would want to kill them all of they are so funny, have they never seen the episode 'when janet met Jonny', class entertainment or what ? they sing and allsorts, about blowjobs. Donna is so pretty, i have hair like her and well janet and jonny arew always going out, they were both going out in the royal family as antony and emma ! The best thing is that Gaz is so fit

jonny should live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

let him live please

The musical episode (when janet met jonny) is the best episode ever!!!!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny

hahahahaha

the buscuit rap by jonny is by far the best!!!!

let jonny live two pints is the best thing on telly since men behaving badly

Does anyone know who sings the theme song for two pints of lagar and a packet of crisps!!!!????

he should live and be on the news
the news reader should read this is a bullet-in

why did u take my comments off so unfair

Who cares if he lives or dies? It's a TV programme. There are more important things in life than this.

The only reason the choice is being left to us is because the producers are too lazy to make the decision themselves.

i agree with will on one thing like their are more important things like seeing the fit arse donna on our tv screens again hell yeah let jonny live though

jonny should live but if jonny dies they better not replace the program with something shit

what the helll are the producers thinging

killing off jonny hes one fucking funny bloke and two pints is one fucking funny program

i say hell noooo let jonny live

two pints is by far the best thing on a monday night so no jonny should not die make another season

let him live

o' its a funny comedy i have all of the eposodes on dvd and video i have the box set so jonny should be alive and live ok two pints are funny and you should be up all night WHATCHING IT JONNY IS HT AND HANDSOME AND SEXYYYYYYYYYYYY
YO THE BISCUT RAP I GOT MY CHOCLATE BISCUT ILI TELL YOU AGIN COS YA MISSED AND ROLLING IN THE HAEY OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

two pints is the best thing on tv at the mo. ive got the box set and oredered the new one. johnny makes the program what it is let him live!

Are they making series 5????????

They are making series five - and currently you can try and get free tickets to be part of the studio audience by calling 020 8576 1227

Every1 knows tht jonny should live but it should be summat like the crunchie tht he pulled out of his pocket stopped the bullet frm hitting him

two pints of lagar is the best programe i have seen 4 a long time and i think jonny should live and gaz is so fine jack i love u u r gr8 2 watch and i think the whole cast is gr8 but jack ur my number 1

jonny lives, and i'll tell you for why, if they killed jonny the programme would end, i mean whats the point in a programme without the main character, which jonny is, louise janet gaz munch flo and david are all lower characters, remember most of the main story lines focus on jonny, therefor if he dies the programme dies, and if the programme dies it loses an audience...alas jonny lives, plus i work on the set hahaha

"plus i work on the set hahaha"

and there's me as a BBC employee holding on to the result of the vote all this time when working on the set you are happy to post it on my site - yeah right.

:-)

IM WATCHING IT JUST NOW ITS "WHEN JANET MET JOHNNY"

ITS MY FAV PROGRAMME AND JOHNY SHOULD NOT DIE< KEEP HIM ALIVE PLEASE< NO WAY SHOULD HE DIE< IKNOW ILL STOP WATCHING IF HE DOES< I JUST SAW THE EPISODE AND WHAT ARE THE WRITERS THINKING EVEN CONSIDERING IT AT ALL< IM WATCHING JANET AND JOHNNY SING "THE DAMPNESS OF THE PANTS IS HOW WE KNOW " TOO FUNNY< KEEP JOHNNY ALIVE

The singing episode was the best ever.
Let Johnny Live!!!
[Kill louise off instead]

JONNY LIVE- he needs to the show is about the two couples and their friend louise, taking him out is wrong, and the person called Charlie do you really work on the set, cos I want to know if Jonny lives so desperately.

jonny live because he is a great actor they all are but will is the fine one that is a great programe keep showing new episodes in the furture my nan says she is getting bord of seeing the same ones over again so show some new ones on screen soon pleeeeeeeese

Boondock - I think Will Mellor (gaz) sang the theme song...It sounds like him anyway!?

...bring Johnny back!!!

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JOHNYS DEAD!
i want him.

oh i love two pints of larger it deadly me an my whole family really do watch it all the time repeats the whole lot iv bought my fiance the 7 series

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